I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
FUCK WHALES
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
