how can u be prego again
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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