Kareoke will never be a sober sport
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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