How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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