okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
You did what with his pubic hair?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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