So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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