I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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