and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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