I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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