There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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