I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm too high and old for this...
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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