I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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