you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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