If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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