Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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