is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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