textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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