Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
The air taste purple.
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