i think my mom watched the whole time
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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