I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Sext me about skeletons
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
