lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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