We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
jump out the window naked night went bad
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