he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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