Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
