Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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