tell your sister to shave her snatch
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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