there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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