rhymes with "ouble enetration"
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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