You really coming over, don't trick.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
We talked him into tasing himself.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Shame - the story of my life.
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