Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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