Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
