Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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