Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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