Barsexuality is the new black.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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