We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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