Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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