Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i came on her dog
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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