i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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