yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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