Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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