just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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