I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
and eventually we just all took our pants off
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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