Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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