wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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