I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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