Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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