In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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