I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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