when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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