My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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