Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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