Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize