My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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