dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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