on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
where does the pee come out of this thing
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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