Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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