Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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