You can't motorboat a personality
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
love makes seman taste better
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
