Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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