Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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